seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person


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I’m just doing my job.
― Said by every cop, boss, lawyer, politician, and judge to avoid culpability for  their own immoral actions. (via rustysmile)

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There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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